Cake On Cheat Day

Cake On Cheat Day 

Hey, don't worry, I'm not here for sugar, you know, unless you want to give me some.      Sorry. You know I like teasing you. 
No, come on, I'm just being nice. Look, I even brought some cake. Can I come in?  Thanks.     
What? I can't just visit my neighbor. 
Yes, I do know your girlfriend has just left for work and I know you're going to get your workout in soon, but today seemed like a good cheat day.  

Are you implying I'm up to no good?

Because you'd be 100% correct, it's just us and the door is shut and she won't be back till this evening. So quit fucking around and come here. They know you want to.   OK fine, let's have some cake first. It's a special my mom showed me how to make as a teenager.  You got something to cut it with?   
Thanks.  How about this?  Bigger and of course there. Go ahead and dig in.  
Hey, seriously, he wanted a slice of cake just to put frosting on my lip.

You're such a loser, but I do need more of that.You want to do it right here in the kitchen or maybe in your guys's bed.       

You always say it's weird, but I know you're not happy with her.     
You literally text me all the time about how she's a manipulative bitch.  
Yeah, grab me like that and if you want to do the right thing, you just leave her.    
That's fucked up, you know? And the cheating part turns me on more too, but it's still messed up.   
Yeah. You want me right here?I won't say no.   
Fuck. Listen to me trying to lecture you about how messed up it is, but happy to say yes. Fuck me as soon as you ask.  
You heard me over there. Sure, I'll squat down like this. Oh yes, please shove your cock into my throat while I'm pinned to the wall like this.

You know you can be rougher than that.   You know you can. You know I don't mind.
Holy fuck, I love when you fuck my face like that.  Look how sloppy your cock is now and all for me more.

Fuck yeah, what are you doing with the Oh, did you really have to stick your Dick in a slice of cake?    
You are such a dork. Fine, I'll clean it for you when you get a chance. You really should try some.

Not cock cake you dummy.     
No, no, your cock is pretty delicious too.

I can feel you throbbing already, and you know I only like your come in one place. So relax a little, have a bite of cake, and when you're ready, take me wherever you want me.     I told you it was delicious.  Nope, sorry, that's a family secret and you just keep eating and quit asking those questions.        
Whoa, hey, slow down. I'm not running away. You don't have to cram it all in your mouth.   Don't even think about it.   I know exactly what I said and exactly what you're thinking.   Stop being a dork and get back over here already. I need you to fuck me.

Ever since that first time you fucked my ass, I haven't really liked it anywhere else.   So how do you want me?     
You really like when I bend over the couch armrest, huh?  
Who said I was complaining? I love it too.      
There we go, see how ready I am for you. Mm Hmm.        
It's crazy thinking how much I hated the idea when we first started having sex. But ever since that first time when you took such good care of me, I can't get enough. Now I'm prepared to take you any day, whenever, wherever.   
Oh fuck, even oh so slow.

Even what I'm expecting and and prepared for it.      
That jolt of pleasure always makes me weak.       
What the heck?  Your cock makes me feel so full and I love it.   
I love every second of it.       
Fuck yes.   
Oh fuck yes. Oh fuck, oh God, my God, you always feel so much better than the last time.      

Are you too, huh?  
Oh, if you. Oh, fuck.
Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right.

There. Oh fuck.
If you like me so much more, why don't you? Oh, oh fuck yes oh fuck yes oh fuck Oh my God. Harder, harder oh harder, harder oh use me. Get all the frustration out so fuck, oh don't stop, oh don't stop. Oh, you feel so fucking good, Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God, fuck, you're going to come. 
Oh fuck, fuck. Fuck. Me too. Me too. Fuck.    
Make me come when you please. Go on my ass boobs to you. Oh God, it belongs to you. Fuck.   Fill my ass up. I need it, I want it. I fucking can't fucking live without it.
Please Oh my God, throw my fucking ass.
Oh.
Oh buck, oh God, oh pull out nice and slowly, oh fuck I feel so stretched out and full.
I love it.    
You did this to me you know.   
 Oh, I never tried anal before I met you and now here I am coming from it.

Are they shaking?  I can barely feel my legs. So how about you help me up?    
Fuck, you didn't have to carry me. Holy shit.     
Oh God.  Puppies out on the couch. Go cut us some more cake without putting your Dick in it this time, please.

And then we can snuggle on the couch. And I figured you'd like the sound of that.  Who doesn't like cake on a cheat, Dave?